Someone asked about English in India, on Quora.com, and got gold in return. Heres a brilliant stream of long-form, on-topic free association by Pushpendra Mohta.
Hope your head is not paining, I didnt mean to eat your brains. I will offer a translation in a few days. Now its time to slow the volume, increase the AC, and off the light because sleep is coming. Kindly to stay in tune.
Read the rest of it here. India: What are some English phrases and terms commonly heard in India but rarely used elsewhere? – Quora.